only if we run a train.
done.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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