I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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