then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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