so explain again why im purple
no
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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