tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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