# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
he fucked my hip out of place.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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