Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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