i need an iv and a liver transplant
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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