are you still at the devil's house?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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