Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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