I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My vagina is very pro this idea
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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