Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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