i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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