my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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