Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Randomize
