Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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