Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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