Nicole vs. Life
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize
