Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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