so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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