I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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