a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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