My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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