no. you can't hotbox the world.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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