I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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