i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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