This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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