I heard we made out
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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