hotel room ftw
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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