Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
