Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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