shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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