Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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