This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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