I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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