The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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