Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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