Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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