well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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