OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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