Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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