we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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