Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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