I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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