Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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