Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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