Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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