What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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