you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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