matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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