Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
