The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
he fucked my hip out of place.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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