Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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